Saturday, August 22, 2015

Men Are Witches Too

There’s a saying or meme making the rounds this year that has me a touch annoyed:

“We are the granddaughters of all the witches you weren't able to burn.”

Perhaps you’ve run across this when the Wiccans in your midst posted them. I have quite a few such online friends and people I follow on Tumblr and Twitter who have posted this saying, typically as a graphic meme.

Why would I have a problem with this saying? Well, let me first tell you what I appreciate about it. I like that it reflects empowerment. I appreciate that it says that you can’t kill off witches, we’ll always survive one way or another and that our ancestors shall live on. These are powerful messages and ones I can stand behind. Given this, how can this saying possibly annoy me?

Men were burned at the stake for Witchcraft, too.
Yes. Many, many men were burned at the stake for witchcraft, as well. Certainly, women were burned at a higher rate. But remember, most who were burned at the stake were done so because of petty rivalries and dissidence, not due to witchcraft. Also, the type of burning that was done was justified because of a fictional version of witchcraft, i.e. the Dark Mass, an invention of the Catholic church and detailed in such insidious texts written by Francesco Maria Guazzo and Heinrich Kramer. Certainly such burnings were a way to keep down “uppity” or rivalrous women in the villages. But history rarely recounts the number of men that were burned for similar reasons.

Men are witches, too.
The most obvious reason this saying annoys me is that it excludes men. Ever since the 1970s, when the Neo-Pagan and Wiccan movements started to sprout up around the globe, men have been practicing witchcraft right alongside women. In fact, a great, GREAT many covens are headed by a head priestess and head priest who work magick together, as a team, as two sides of the same coin. In many to most Wiccan practices, the minimum number of people to perform rites is two: one female and one male. There are exceptions, of course, as Neo-Pagan and Wiccan practices vary greatly depending on the region and the coven.

The message equates witches to female feminists.
It’s not surprising that connections exist between feminism and Neo-Paganism and Wicca. The media depicts witches as out-of-control women, typically as lesbians who believe that all men are evil creatures and that Earth would be better without them. Sound familiar? It should, because that’s exactly the same way that feminists are portrayed in the media, too. Going Wiccan is, in the view of the media representation, the same as going Feminist. But there’s the problem. There are many forms of both Wiccan and Feminism. Much to the the dismay of the various practitioners of these ideologies, there is no unified thought or practice. There are many and often opposing forms of both Wicca and Feminism. Also, once again, one need not be female to be a feminist. Remember, the core belief of Feminism, the original message is this: “Feminism is the radical belief that women are people,” i.e. Feminism is a commitment to achieving the equality of the sexes. Which brings me to the next reason that this saying annoys me.

It emasculates those men who practice Wicca.
Most men that I’ve met tend to have an aversion to witches. This coworker of mine has said that American Horror Story: Coven (season 3) is his least favorite. He said that he doesn’t like witches. They creep him out and they are too over-the-top with woman power. (There’s that feminism slant again.)

Most men tend to keep their witchy ways quiet for two reasons: dislike of being labeled a devil worshipper (a common dislike of witches and pagans the world round) and being viewed as a homosexual or sissy. There are a great many Neo-Pagan and Wiccan men who stand up against this form of societally based humility, but most continue to hide the fact of their religious and spiritual beliefs. If a female witch creeps out most guys, a male witch doubly does so. Like the social attitudes towards nurses or pre-school teachers who are male. This saying actually reinforces this negative stereotype and further emasculates those men who practice Wicca by stating that only “granddaughters” are descendants of witches.

Witchcraft, like nature, is well-balanced.
The beauty of most forms of Neo-Paganism and Wicca is that they are rooted in the notion of balance. Being a form of Nature\Earth worship, Neo-Paganism and Wicca understands that it is important for the magick to be in balance with the elements. Just as you cannot have only flowers and no bees, you cannot practice magick at any depth without including both the feminine and the masculine. Magick is very yin-yang in practice.

Does this mean you need a male to practice magick? No, but you do require the masculine. Women can fill that role, but it isn’t the optimal approach. In making witchcraft exclusively about women and excluding men from the practice an imbalance is created. In ancient forms of Celtic Paganism and Wicca, aka Druidism, men were schooled by women and the women by the men. This was true throughout most aspects of the entire society, not just the religious/spiritual, extending even to the soldiery.

Please revise the saying.
I propose that the saying being changed to reflect the wholeness that is Neo-Paganism and Wicca. Simply change “granddaughters” to “grandchildren” and all will be right with the world.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Dear Grace Quek aka Annabel Chong

Dear Grace,

I recently watched a movie about you. You know the one I’m talking about. Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. I was moved by you. My heart broke for you, but not in the way that it did for many others. My heart broke because your suffering seemed to stem from the shame and disgust heaped on you by people you love, the industry professionals who should have backed you up, and society at large.

My original intent was to write a movie review. Yeah, I know. That documentary has been reviewed to death. It is approaching its twenty year anniversary in just a few short years after all. Well, that’s why I decided to say fuck it and write you a letter instead. I write to you as “Grace Quek” because that is who you are. In actuality, though, I’m writing to the part of you that is “Annabel Chong.”

I read that you let go of Annabel about a decade or so ago. It’s easy to understand why you would let her go. Annabel Chong has become one of the great mythical figures of all time. She is more than one person. For this, you are an artist. You created a figure that shall endure in the popular mind for centuries. You created for yourself a place of notoriety befitting that of the woman you sought to emulate: Messalina. It’s unfortunate that you had to go out in a similar fashion, killing Annabel off no matter how metaphorically.

The woman I saw in Sex: The Annabel Chong Story was a woman who needed one person to love her completely, to support her as a person in what she was doing. There was Annabel Chong, the woman attempting to re-create herself in California, a woman going against the patriarchy only to discover first hand how deeply it ran. A woman cutting herself because she was torn between worlds. A woman who should have had a lover, a partner, someone to remind her daily, hourly, how amazing and loved she is.

Yes, you might claim that Annabel was a persona. But I’ve seen the footage, Grace, I’ve seen the footage. Annabel was not a persona. Annabel was your alias, your nom de porn. Except for the cheesy lines you read, you, Annabel were the real deal. Every sound you made was genuine, most all the cums authentic. Annabel was the name you used when you fucked. She was a part of you. Do you ever miss Annabel, Grace?

I read that you are\were diving into the web app developer pool. Very smart move. You can work from home making some pretty decent spread, especially if you stay current and land some decent clients. Are you doing most of your work from home? I can see why working from home is appealing. I did it for many years. One of the upsides was also one of the downsides: I didn’t have to deal with people. I could hide away from the world. Is that part of the appeal for you, Grace? I get it, really I do. I just hope it’s not why. I hope you’re happy and not hiding.

What you did during that ten hours does define you to most people. But you know what? As long as you don’t allow it to define you, that’s what matters. Be bold and own what you did, unashamed and unabashed. Expect that most people will treat you with disgust. But when it makes you sad and feel like you’re less, turn it around and into frustration or anger that the patriarchal attitudes toward sex are still so rampant.

You were the original, Grace. You suggested this first record-setting number. Did you set the attempted number at 300 in order to set a record? From what I’ve read and watched in your interviews, I don’t think so. You just picked an outrageously high number to aim for in your performance art piece meant to highlight the double standards of the patriarchy, you stud you.

 Yes, 251 seems tame when compared to the record of 919 set by Lisa Sparxxx. But you know what makes Lisa’s number so stellar? She’s like you. She wanted to do it. She wanted as much dick as possible. In that way, I like to imagine things came full circle. So many of those who broke your record did it to beat the one who came before, all starting with Jasmin St Claire. You can see that in their performances, too.

On some board, one of the praises as well as complaints about your original record is that you look like you’re really being gangbanged, passed around for men’s use as cameras roll instead of being choreographed to the extent of all those that followed. That’s one of the reasons I loved yours best. Only Lisa’s comes in next. I hinted no nastiness toward the participants from you or Lisa like I did with the others.

And unlike with you, Lisa mostly took on only one at a time, a train more than a gangbang, and as far as I can tell, almost exclusively in the puss except for those she sucked. You were into that dick in everyone of your holes to the end and my guess is that you would have exceeded your 300 mark had you been allowed to say fuck it to the cut and keep going. Good thing you had people there to make sure you did the sensible thing.

When your 251 was done, I got the feeling that you could have kept getting fucked for days, that you weren’t even close to ready for it to be over. Sure, you looked worked and worn, but your entire groin was pulsing, aching for it to keep going.

In the film, I saw you suffer for your art. I saw a woman who wanted people to be proud of what she accomplished. Grace, I am proud of what you accomplished.

I am also proud of how you handled what to others would have been the worst part about the movie: not getting paid. I know it has to actually hurt that you made not one penny from the movie that made you a legend. But you’re strong because you know how to shift your perspective. I think it is true, that you would have done it anyway, for free, had there been a movie or not, just to make the political and artistic statement that you were making. That statement only endeared me to you even further.

Let me get to the point of this letter, Grace. I saw in you, a lonely woman. You were so alone in the world despite your friend Alan. You needed a permanent life partner, someone who accepted you as you were, as you are. Someone to hold you tight and tell you what an amazing person you are. Someone who loves you deeply because you are free to be promiscuous. Someone who encourages you to always embrace that side of you. I’m sorry, Grace, that I wasn’t there for you when you needed someone like that during that period of your life. It is my sincerest wish that you have found the anonymity and love that you so richly deserve.

Love,
An Adoring Fan

Sunday, December 14, 2014

26 Sex Questions (aka Sextions)

A. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session?

Plenty of times. I firmly believe that if you're going for more than five minutes, it behooves you to switch up positions for the sake of avoiding too much friction and to hit spots not previously hit in the current position.

B. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour?

Yes. It's only been a few times with my wife over the course of our 22 years together, but it's pretty par for the course with my lovers to go continuously for more than an hour during our first few encounters.

C. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?

I sure have. It's been years since my wife and I have done so, or at least since she followed through after expressing a willingness or desire to do so. With my last girlfriend, every night I stayed with her would be devoted to fucking. Also on the front of masturbation, I just dedicated three days in a row this past week to solo-sex that also included a lot of anal masturbation.

D. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?

I've only had housemates and neighbors complain or comment after the fact about me have sex too loudly. In one case, it resulted in my housemate prompting my then-girlfriend-now-wife and I to find a new place to live. In another case, we didn't hear about it until we were moving out of a house and the property owner was trying to keep not only our deposit but also two months worth of prepaid rent. His lawyer set him straight on the legality of such an action, but one of his biggest reasons for trying to deny us our money back was that he had received complaints some eight months prior from our neighbors that we had loud, wild sex parties. That we did. That we did. I miss those days.

E. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?

Yes. Nearly all of my lovers have, and at points in the past, my wife would brag about my prowess to any who she wished to impress.

F. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story?

I've written many explicit erotic stories. In fact, writing them was the impetus for me going back to college to improve my writing skills. Unfortunately, the academic asbestos killed my drive to write creatively for a few years after earning my BA. I’m only recently getting back into writing erotica.

G. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?

Oh yes. I have brought my wife to orgasm using only my hands in the past but she has pushed hands away from her pussy for quite a few years now. She prefers to get fucked without any warm up.  I had one lover a few years back who that's all I did, get her off by hand. She was a massive squirter!

H. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?

Yes, but it was more of a novelty. I'm not really into the foot fetish.

I. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not in a relationship with?

Yes, but I have only had sex with someone I’m not in a relationship with less than a handful of times. With my extramarital lovers, we were considered as being in some form of relationship, even if it was defined merely by our sexual relationship.

J. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two or more people?

Yes. This question has some vagueness about it, though. Does "simultaneously" mean at the same place in time or maintaining two sexual relationships at a time? Either way, the answer is still yes.

K. Have you ever had anal sex?

Yes, in both directions, although I prefer taking it in the ass rather than giving it. In fact, it's my preferred form of sex play and I play with my asshole as often as possible. 

L. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug?

No, because they tend to fall out before I even make it out the door. I know because I've tried it while doing chores. I have considered strapping one on with some fancy rope tying techniques but haven't yet built up the courage. 

M. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?

Oh, yes. Especially if it's coming from a (potential) lover or a delightfully unexpected source. Dirty talk during sex is a staple for me, too.

N. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends?

Yes. There's really only one partner I've had who was consistently kinkier than me. My wife was actually as kinky and sexually open-minded as me until she became a brothel worker. Sadly, I've become a lot more open-minded as she's moved far too close back to vanilla for my tastes. She does like when I share my especially twisted kinky imaginings with her, gets her off, but actually doing the things I describe intimidates her. This and her abandonment of sluttery were the two worst side-effects of her becoming a brothel whore.

O. Have you ever been part of S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nippleclamps/genital clamps etc.)?

I have participated in S/M roleplay, mostly in the role of the dominant, but there have been times I've engaged in the sub role. I love being slapped and\or choked out as I'm fucking if I can find a willing partner.

P. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial?

I have both fantasized about and practiced orgasm control via edging and denial when in a cuckolding mindset. I’ve only played with denying my partners orgasms when it helps take the edge off of her not being able to cum or in asserting dominance over her. 

Q. Have you ever tried scissoring?

No, because I don't have a vagina. 

R. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a man?

Yes to both. I prefer to perform fellatio.

S. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a woman?

Yes to both. So many years ago, almost decades (plural), I used to be a champion pussy eater. Alas, my wife has never been into cunnilingus, so I didn’t get to practice. Now I can’t perform for very long without my jaw cramping up. In terms of receiving oral sex from a woman, I used to dislike blowjobs. No, scratch that. They bored me to tears and did almost nothing for me. A few years ago, my wife finally took up the challenge and finally succeeded. I had another lover about a year later who also succeeded in getting me off from a blowjob. However, both cums relied on me eventually fucking their faces to completion. It wasn’t until earlier this year that my then-girlfriend managed to get me off by having me lay back and relax while she went to town.

T. How old were you the first time you had sex?

I was 15 years old the first time I had sex. It was spontaneous. I came too quickly. Although she knew I came, shooting my load in her unprotected pussy no less, she told me to keep going until she came.  

U. How many sexual partners have you had?

I have have had around 50 sexual partners, if by "partner" you mean people I've had sex with not an STR or LTR situation, i.e. one-night stands count.

V. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, et cetera)?

Yes. I have used nipple clamps, autoasphyxiation, hot wax, paddling, and some other things I can't remember at the moment.

W. Have you ever had sex in front of other people?

Yes. In my swinging heydays, my wife would bring people home after the clubs closed for after-hours sex parties. When people watched me fuck my wife, they would always comment how I fucked like a pornstar.

X. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow blogger?

Too, too many times to count. Every rare once in awhile, the crushes would develop into a full-blown online relationship. It’s been too many years since I’ve had an online relationship. I miss them.

Y. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)?

Yes. In terms of orgasms, I've had moments of hypersexuality when merely thinking of someone or a sex act would make my whole body ripple with orgasmic sensations. Ever see the movie “Orgasmo”? You know the scenes where they use the orgasm ray on people and the target stops and begins to pump their hips in the air? Yeah, that. In terms of ejaculation (yes, they can be two separate things), I had an odd experience a couple years back. While squatting down to adjust something on a shelf, my heel must have rested just right on my perineum and stimulated my prostate just right as to cause me to ejaculate a full load as soon as I stood back up. There was no orgasmic sensation, just a full emptying of my balls.

Z. Do you like being called dirty names during sex?

You better believe it, although it's usually me doing the name calling.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

TMI Tuesday: September 30, 2014 - Discuss


Welcome to another edition of TMI Tuesday

1. What do you collect?

I do not collect much more than data, i.e. keeping track of my cums.

2. What do you do for fun?

Go dance to a live funk band.

3. Name a place that’s fun for you to visit but you wouldn’t want to live there.

Any tropical destination fits the bill. I generally enjoy visiting, vacationing, but would not want to live in those places because they’re too hot and muggy.

4. Do you believe in revenge?

I do not encourage revenge but admit to having had my urges. I’ve never acted out on them though. 

5. Do you believe in forgiveness and do you forgive and forget?

Yes, I believe that forgiveness is an important aspect of the relationships we maintain. However, some acts are ones that are not forgiveable, like stealing from me and trying to convince me of all the reasons I should not only accept and forgive, but to also thank you for teaching me a valuable life lesson. 

6. Are you religious? spiritual? Atheist?

I describe myself as an Atheistic-leaning Agnostic. 


Bonus: What’s your routine every night just before you go to sleep?

Watch Netflix until I’m passing out, then dragging my ass to bed.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

TMI Tuesday: September 23, 2014 - Marriage

On this week’s TMI Tuesday we discuss marriage.

1. Do you believe in marriage?

Sure. People do it all the time. But seriously, I believe that if people want to get married, they should be allowed to. On the inverse, I think people shouldn’t be made to feel as if they’re doing something wrong if they’re living the married life without papering it.

2. Have you ever proposed marriage or been proposed to marry? What happened?

Yes, I proposed marriage to my wife and we’ve been married for twenty years come March of next year.

3. What would be your dream way of proposing marriage?

I’m not into pomp and circumstance or all the material trappings of conventional proposals, so I have no dream way.

4. What would be your nightmarish way of proposing marriage?

At gunpoint by the loved one (dad, brother, etc.) of a girl I knocked up. 

5. Mainstream society has engagement rings; in your opinion, what token should be given to signify engagement?

Again, this is a material trapping of conventional proposals.

6. Would you like to participate in an “open” marriage vs. a traditional monogamous marriage? Have you ever given it serious thought? Why or Why not?

I have been in an open marriage for the last 15 out of 20 years of my marriage.

Bonus: Tell us about someone you would have proposed to but never had the chance/opportunity.

I married young and have remained that way for 20 years, so this question doesn’t pertain to my experiences.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

TMI Tuesday: September 16, 2014 - Pet Names & Body Parts

Thanks to The Sin Doll for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Do you give pet names to anything? (e.g. Significant other. Car. Breasts. Penis. Vagina.)

Typically, I don’t feel the need to give pet or nick names unless it’s a way to remain on the down-low. I do give names to my dildos, usually naming each one after the name of the dildo as sold online. My favorite one, the one I use most, it’s store name is Mark. I call him Fat Boy because he’s so thick. 

2. Is there a pet name that you can’t stand being called?

Not really, reason being that it far more depends on the voice behind the names. For instance, my sort of girlfriend Anita would rarely call me “honey,” but I relished it when she did. As for the girlfriend after her... a fellow college Freshman with a heavy Oklahoma accent, Christina’s drawl killed me. I couldn’t handle the affection when it was laced with so much country. So, no. There’s no pet name I can’t stand being called.

3. Has your body ever done something that you didn’t understand? Even if it was a ‘first time’ something happened?

Any of the few times that I couldn’t obtain an erection despite wanting more than anything to get it on with the person. 

4. Which body part do you spend the most time on? (grooming, applying, etc.)

I spend the most time on my hair. Washing it only, which is something I do on a daily basis during the workweek. But it’s long and curly, so...

5. The name of the best lover you’ve ever had.

Best? Oh, that’s a loaded one. Long-run, definitely my wife. Based on intensity and mindblowingness of encounters, Sumi consistently wore me out. She did things to me that I have yet to ever experience again in my life. Then I have whole “best of” categories for different lovers from my past, but I won’t go into all that.

6. Have you ever taken an ex back?

No. I’ve only had it tested once. When I was thirteen. She wanted back but I couldn’t do it.

Bonus: What’s your biggest concern in the world today?

My biggest concern in the world today is that everything’s going to go to shit before we can come to the realization that our current economy-based existence doesn’t work and will come to leave us in tatters.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

TMI Tuesday: September 9, 2014 - All Up In Your Business…

Welcome. Have fun. It’s time again for TMI Tuesday.

1. What is the one word, in your vocabulary, that you use excessively? Don’t know…ask your friends and family.

But.

2. If you had to have a sex change, what part of your body would you want enhanced more than anything else?

The whole act of getting a sex change is an enhancement, n’est pas?

3. You are not having a sex change, what part of your body do you want enhanced?

I could go for a loss of my psoriasis. No? Too utilitarian? Well, of course I would go for the increase in dick size if I can’t go for something a little more.

4. When was the last time you felt possessive about someone?

I last felt possessive of a sexy new hire at work about two months ago. In a conversation, I noted that she had met a male coworker of mine who is rather social. It shouldn’t have surprised me that she already met him. But he’s a phony with women, a misogynist of the highest order that most women mistake for being a really great guy. If they only knew. I actually felt a tinge of possessiveness, like, “Damn you, M. Not this one too. This one’s mine.” However, this was merely similar but not exactly how I felt. Ultimately, I don’t feel possessive about people because I don’t believe people are objects to be possessed, even though I love playing in that vein in purely kinky matters.

5. When was the last time you got a wedgie and had to remove it in public?

I can’t even remember because I wear boxers, which don’t typically result in wedgies.

6. If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?

I would gather up as many non-sequential twenty dollar bills as possible, then proceed to have my way with at least three of my top desired ladies. Yeah, I know neither is okay, but what can I say. It’s just a fantasy, right?

Bonus: What is your favorite sex toy of 2014?

My favorite sex toy of 2014 is my favorite of the last few years. Fat Boy, my ten inch extra thick dildo. I could spend hours with it up my ass.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

TMI Tuesday: September 2, 2014 - Love, Life, and Lessons

From Hedone:
Hello there. It’s a holiday here in the United States, it is Labor Day. The only work I’m doing is this TMI Tuesday. ~H

1. Are you happy with your job? Why or Why not?

Workwise, I’m happy with my job because it utilizes my brain as well as provides me the opportunity to learn and use technical skills in the audio entertainment industry. I’m not too fond of my wage, though.

2. What do you want?

I want to be debt free and to have people I love in my life while being able to maintain a mostly solitary existence.

3. Who first broke your heart?

The same person as everyone else who had a primary parent in their life, my mom.
As for in terms of love, that was a woman I dated out of high school. Her name was Anita and her last name sounded exactly like “loose.” Although the rumors were she was, she certainly wasn’t with me. I found out she kept going behind my back. Except that she wasn’t going behind my back.
You see, she behaved in ways that made me believe we were in a relationship. Everything was there except the titles. She refused to let us call what we had being boyfriend and girlfriend, yet she  wanted things to continue as they had. Too many things started to come to light, so I made the break. Only to regret it moments later.
I was so pathetic about it all, and it took me years to get over her, even when I was with the woman I came to love for the rest of my life. I often wonder if she was part of why I express cuckolded fetishism traits and want my women to fuck others or if she was just the first expression of said traits.

4. What is the biggest mistake you’ve made in a relationship?

The answer I’m about to give is not the mistake I consider my biggest one. I will not endanger myself like that. What follows is just the first biggest mistake I made.
When my wife and I were first together, I told her that I refuse to stay with any woman who would require me to stop smoking weed. She accepted that and ran with it for years to justify her once-often bad habits.

5. What did you learn from you last lover/ex-significant other?

I recently got out of an extramarital relationship. (I am in a fifteen-year open marriage.) We were a great fit for each other in most every way. One of the things about me is that I’m not usually open to receive in physical ways. Gifts and acts of service are not things I’ve ever been comfortable of being on the receiving end. This woman was a huge giver. Normally, I run from that type. With her, I gave it a shot and feel it made a difference.

6. What novel has been instrumental in shaping your views at any point in your life? Why?

The most influential book I read was one of the “The Greatest ______ in the World” books. In it, a “bum” helps a man understand that Heaven and Hell exist right here on Earth and it’s your choice in which you exist. That wisdom has helped me through some of my darkest days and helped me prevent spending any unnecessary time in Hell..

7. Tell us about a favorite TV broadcast show you currently enjoy? Give us a synopsis of the show.

I watch all shows on either Netflix or Hulu. I’m currently watching “Haven.” The show is based on the Stephen King short story, “The Colorado Kid.” Agent Audrey Parker arrives in Haven, Maine, for an investigation and quickly learns that the town has a long running problem in the form of “the troubles.” Every twenty-some years, people begin to get powers that often have a negative outcome. Audrey joins Haven PD to help investigate and find a peaceful solution to each of the troubled’s issues. It is soon discovered that Audrey has assumed the identity of a real FBI agent, and that she returns with the troubles and leaves with them.

Bonus: What is your current favorite song to listen to over and over again?

“Silver Lining” by First Aid Kit

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

TMI Tuesday: August 26, 2014 - The Sexy Things We Do and Say

From H:
I had fun producing this week’s TMI Tuesday questions. I found inspiration from reading elsewhere, which sparked my imagination into creating my own slightly twisted questions. Have fun! -H

1. Close your eyes and think about having sex with your lover. Now, what was the first image that came to your mind? Was it foreplay? What kind of sex? What position? Where?

I went practical and imagined sex with my wife and I in bed around our usual time (between 2:00-4:00 AM). It’s usually dimly lit. She is on her back in our bed as I take her from the side, pounding fast and hard. My hand is clutched tight around her throat, yet she presses harder against my palm and soon cums hard. 

2. What is that most memorable thing that you or your partner said immediately after sex?

Next! - Said by my wife in her super-slut days during a gangbang.

3. Whether reward or punishment, a part of your body must be shown on a huge billboard in the heart of your city/town. Which body part will you select to be 14 feet tall by 48 feet wide (4.27 meters x 14.63 meters)?

My foot for its wicked sandal tan lines.

4. You are about to lose your power of speech, what’s the one thing you would want to tell someone before that happens?

I love you.

5. You are stricken with a disorder that causes you to blurt out a single phrase every time you orgasm? What is that phrase?

Thar she blows! (Cuz why not?)

Bonus: If you had to make out with a friend (same sex or opposite sex) to save the world from mass destruction, whom would you pick?

Not naming names. Sorry.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Tight vs. Strong and a Low Cervix

Back in November of 2012, I wrote a post titled “Vaginas Are Like Memory Foam.”  In it, I discussed how miraculous, durable, and adaptable vaginas are. I made some statements that this post will expand on and one I will refute. But before I begin, please know that the statements I will make are not based on scientific findings but on my own observations. In no way is what I’m about to say meant to be misogynistic or chauvinistic.

Vaginas are amazing! They are truly one of the most amazing organs.Vaginas are so different from woman to woman, both inside and out. Thanks to both my own experiences and to the vast fount of experiences that others share via the Internet, my wonder at the fabulousness that resides between a woman’s legs continues to grow.

About Tightness In Re: Frequency of Use
Recently, my wife disputed my statement about how the volume of penetration is what determines how tight a vagina will be. She pointed out that prostitutes, contrary to popular opinion, have tight pussies. More often than not, they are far tighter than a rarely (if-ever) used vagina. She has absolute authority to make such a claim, as she has spent many years working as a prostitute.

It is sort of difficult for me to refute this claim. After all, she’d often be tight as hell when I would first fuck her upon her return home after being gone to work in a brothel. To tell the truth, it wasn’t that enjoyable for me. Her go-to statement before we’d start was “it won’t fit.” I had to go easy at first, much the way I imagine it would go with a virgin. Eventually, though, her puss would open up. By the time she left for the ranch, her vagina easily accommodated me and lost most of its initial tightness. This serves to verify my assertion that vaginas are like memory foam.

Still, my wife recently refused to concede. She believed firmly that prostitutes have tighter pussies than those women who rarely use theirs. As much as I disputed her claim, she wasn’t completely wrong. There’s a difference in the type of tightness that she was claiming.

In the rarely used vagina, the internals shrink up and regain a size that could best be compared to a balloon that hasn’t been stretched and inflated. It’s tight and small and takes some effort to get to open up. In the frequently used prostitute’s pussy, however, the vagina has a much different form of tightness. Whereas the rarely used vagina requires finessing, the prostitute vagina is a bit like adding more weight to barbells during a workout. Her vagina yields to greater volume much easier than the lesser-used pussy while maintaining a tightness. However, the tightness comes not from being stretched farther than she’s used to by an increase of volume, but from muscle strength.

The fact is that most males have penises smaller than mine. As my wife most frequently fucked just such males, her pussy always felt tight when she’d return. Her vagina was not only shaped and sized for small dicks, but the muscle memory was set to hug the smaller size. Therefore, her pussy always felt tight. This was the basis for her disagreement with my statement that rarely used vaginas are tighter than those that are used often.

My wife has exhibited an exceptionally poor memory these days, especially when it comes to past experiences. (She recently denied that we used to ritualistically watch ER and Law and Order waaay back in the day, claiming she’d never watch such shows.) If she looked back to when she worked as an escort locally and had several boyfriends at the same time, she would not have made such a denial.

When my wife was a local escort and had several boyfriends at once, one of which was considerably larger than me, she most certainly had a loose cunt. It was one of the things I adored about having sex with her, how loose she was. I loved feeling insignificant inside her, sometimes barely being able to feel myself inside her except around the point of entry.

Another thing to note is that when she was an escort, she had sex with many more men than she did when working in a brothel, by as many as four to one. As a brothel prostitute, it was rare  for her to fuck more than one guy a day or even to fuck at least a guy a day, not to mention lacking access to me or a boyfriend’s dick. It wasn’t unusual for her to go several days if not a week without getting fucked.

As an escort, however, she averaged three to four guys every night, as well as action from her boyfriends that she’d work in between clients. In those days, she had pussy muscles AND was loose. I miss those days. By contrast, she’d come home from the ranch with pussy muscles and was tight. Give me loose over tight any day.

This is where I will refine my previous position on the tightness of a vagina:


  • Frequent penetrative vaginal sex can lead to a tightening of the vaginal cavity by way of increased muscle tone. 
  • Size of the penis that most recently and\or frequently penetrated her dictates the size and shape of the vaginal cavity. Like memory foam, this is a temporary condition. If the last dick in was big, she’ll feel initially loose. If the last dick in was small, she’ll feel initially tight.


About the Ability to Penetrate the Cervix
A few months ago, I reblogged some cartoons on Tumblr that showed what I considered to be some impossible sexual penetration. The toons depicted the internal view of the action and featured a bbc so massive that he penetrated and came directly inside the woman’s uterus. Penetrating the cervix is impossible, I claimed, but the images were too fun not to reblog.

This last month, I was proven wrong. On a blog I’d discovered, I found an interview with “Nancy,” complete with photos for proof and the claim that fucking the cervix is indeed possible.

I feel this is the real deal. The photos don’t appear photoshopped. The thought thrills me. The delight of knowing that one more impossibility in the world of sex, one even derided as the fantasy of a sick, sadistic male is possible, is real, and is so joyfully embraced by the one for whom it most matters: Nancy.

One thing I note, though, is that Nancy says she used to finger her cervix at a younger age before she had sex. So, it’s not simply as easy as letting your cervix get fucked. Nancy conditioned hers. Plus, the positioning of her cervix gives her a penetrative advantage. Her story confirms that yet another impossibility has been shown to be quite possible.