Sunday, April 19, 2009

Why Are Most MILFs so Young?

Do a Google image search for MILFs, and what do you find?

First page of Google Image search results for the keyword MILF

Clicking on the images reveal that a couple of these sites are finally starting to get it right. Well, sort of. They're finally starting to show women in their early thirties or older, yet they're all so hot. Or at least, they meet the mainstream porn industry's standards for hotness.

Six months ago, these search results looked much different. Most of the women were pushing past 25 years old, if that. There was nothing at all to indicate that the woman had given birth. That's not to say that giving birth has to leave women all stretch-marked up or schlepping around some extra girth. But those are things I look for in MILF porn.

I want to see the woman across the street, so cute with her wide hips and thick thighs. Her youthful but mature face beaming out from my monitor as she's getting plowed by a secret lover.

I want to see the robust mama in the grocery store release that naughty twinkle in her eye.

I want to see a woman who looks just a little bedraggled from her child rearing, a woman worn out from running her kids around to soccer games and such.

These women obviously contemplate a bubble bath or some nice romantic dinner as a way to wind down, but what they really want is to get fucked silly. To forget about their kids for awhile as some stud tells them how hot they are to him.

I don't generally see that in MILF porn. Instead, we tend to get handed mainstream porn in which the woman can no longer pass as a teen and is now relegated to MILF status. I'd like to know how many of these women actually have kids. I mean, shouldn't that be the top prerequisite for appearing in these films is that the woman had a baby and raises it. That she is indeed a mother.

The other "silicon" valley might try to argue that MILFs are supposed to be industry hot, otherwise, why would "I Like to Fuck" them, right? Wrong. Maybe it's because I'm getting older. Maybe it's because I've always been different when it comes to setting my standards of beauty. Whatever the case, I'm mostly left wanting when it comes to my quest for true MILF porn.

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