Friday, July 10, 2009

(A Too Late) TMI Tuesday #194

Yeah, yeah. What can I say? I was in Six Flags riding the Medusa and Kong on Tuesday.

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
  • On top of a home office desk upstairs beside mine and my brother's room. I did it with my foster sister. We had found some porn in the VCR that the parental units had left in the machine by accident. We got really horny and she led me up into that room and tore open my pants. She sucked me off for just long enough to get me rock hard, then she lay back on the desk and pulled me inside her. She felt soft and mushy inside. I started sort of slow but followed the speed of her bucking hips. Before I knew it, I couldn't hold off but she insisted I keep going. I held on as long as I could, but it wasn't long before she locked me in and ordered me not to stop. Just as my deepest hitting spasms began to take a turn for the mellow, she came. This was truly TMI, as I've never written about this or told anyone.
2. How often do you lie?
  • I rarely lie, and usually only out of a sense of self-preservation. My life, however, is a complete lie. Let me rephrase that. What most people perceive as being my life is a lie. I hide behind a mask most of the time. I tend to put on the persona of being far staighter than I really am. I believe this to be mostly due to my status as a parent, and often believe that once my youngest turns 18, I'm going to go through a dramatic life change. A change in which I shed my mask at last and live a completely lie-free life.
3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
  • All depends on the level of each. Would these be like superpowers, or just like smarter than the average joe but not as smart as boy genius?
  • If hypersmart or good looking, I'd probably pick hypersmart. This is, after all, the Rise of the Beta Male. The geeks and dorks are the ones ending up with the money and the chics anyway. Might as well make it pay off.
  • If we're talking regular smart or a pretty good looking dude, well, I think I'd rather be good looking. Good looking people can at least get by in extra ways that smart people can't. I've seen too much talent passed over for looks to know that choosing looks is the way to go.
4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?
  • Yes, and I almost always regret that
  1. I said and did the stupidest shit the night before.
  2. It never led to sex, ,just a night sleeping on the floor hugging the shitter.
5. Top or bottom?
  • Roles? I trend to top, but can be bottom really easily.
  • While fucking? I don't tend to fuck top or bottom, but from the side. I do prefer top over bottom though. There's just something about enveloping a woman while drilling her into the bed.
Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingere delivered to your home?
  • No, I just go online if I want anything like that.
TMI Tuesday Personal Count #9

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