Tuesday, October 13, 2009

TMI Tuesday #208 (Happy 4 years!!)

From Professor Fate: "Like every anniversary show, we have clips of popular or thought provoking questions from the past."

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied am I with my life?
  • 6.5 - My home life would be a whopping 9.5, but my social life and the rut I'm in work-wise drag the overall total down.
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied am I with my sex life?
  • 5.5 - For the past few years, I've done my best to invigorate my sex life. The main component has been cuckoldry. That worked for about a year and a half. Still, I just don't have sex nearly as often as I would like. On top of that, my desire to chronically jerk off has disappeared. This is a concern for me, as not an hour used to pass that I didn't get the urge to spank it.
2. What is the easiest way for me to reach orgasm?
  • During masturbation, the easiest way to cum is to either imagine a particularly potent past encounter or to imagine that I'm having sex with the expressed intention of impregnating a woman other than my wife. The thought of jerking off while a BBW rides my face is also a great, quick cum.
  • During sex, the easiest way to cum is to have my wife tell me she hates me. When having sex with other women, having bareback sex makes me cum quickest - especially if they tell me they want me to cum deep inside them.
3. what are 3 inevitable things about me?
  • I will look at internet porn throughout my work-at-home day.
  • I will want to eat junk food after watching documentaries that expose how bad it is for me.
  • I will allow my heart to get worked up over any woman who smiles extra big at me.
4. What is my favorite sexual position? (Yes, I have to narrow it to one)
  • Side Scissor, or at least I think that's what it's called. Basically, my wife lays on her back and I on my side. Then I come in from the side while she rubs her clit. It always makes for a quick cum, but only if I'm on the left of her.
4a. What is my least favorite sexual position?
  • Missionary. Unless it's with a BBW, then it's my favorite. With average sized women, though, it's pretty dull.
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
  • Ass. No contest. Well, actually, a pretty face trumps all but I don't count that as a body part.
6. Would I rather have my significant other have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [I have to pick one.]
  • I would rather that my wife have sex with someone else. Being polyamorous, though, I'd hope she would fall in love with the other as well.
7. When I have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do my toes curl up or down?
  • My toes curl up and out, as my leg muscles expand versus constrict.
8. Name three words that:
a) get me excited
  • rogue
  • cunt
  • love
b) make me squirm
  • urethra
  • tingle
  • cockring
c) make me laugh
  • boner
  • poop
  • bubba
Bonus (as in optional): What is my most embarrassing sexual moment?
  • Any time that I couldn't get/keep it up. Those moments most happened with overly aggressive to the point of phony women and when a playmate's SO gets all bossy and territorial.
TMI Tuesday Personal Count #23

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