Tuesday, February 16, 2010

TMI Tuesday #227 - The Valentine's Day Edition

1. Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010?
  • I've had sex with my wife, but no one other than that.
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
  • Once while having sex with a girl with a deep entrance to her pussy, which was also turned at an odd angle, I started raving about how good it felt inside her. She gave me that "are you kidding" look then laughed. I stopped and she upturned her bottom and guided me in, and then she let out that deep breath that lets you know you're actually inside her. It didn't feel different at all, but once she made the adjustment things got wetter much quicker.
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?
  • Depends on which way they're facing and how far away they are.
  • If they're at a considerable distance, the curves catch my eye.
  • From behind but a bit closer, it's always the ass. Generally, the bigger the better. But a good sway on a little butt can often trump the straight-stepping big bootie.
  • From the front, it's always the a warm and broad smiling face. Overall, the face is often the clencher for me.
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?
  • I don't think there's really any such thing as a good pick-up line, hence the reason I never use them. I can't remember any pick up lines used on me, but I tend to be oblivious to such statements. Here are a couple I missed when they were said:
  • In my Freshman year of high school while at the roller rink, a girl skated up from behind me and said, "We're totally scamming on you back here." I had no idea what that meant, but when it was apparent that they meant they were checking me out, I ran and hid in the bathroom.
  • In high school, I used to buy one Atomic Fireball at the end of school before going to a peer-helper group. As I sat with a girl that I liked a lot but didn't have the guts to tell, she said, "I can think of a fun way to share that Fireball with you." She even moved a little closer, but I didn't take the bait. It took me over an hour for it to register that she meant she wanted to make out with me. I never had the courage to follow up on her advance.
  • At my College English Dept end of the year party, a girl and I had been talking casually about the trials and tribulations of meeting due dates. What we listed were pretty standard, if not cliche, but she ended with, "...or masturbating to porn and imagining the guy in the video as your married classmate." Someone walked up on us right as she finished saying that, so I didn't get it until later. I wanted to ask her later if I heard her right, but didn't want to be wrong. Another girl also came on to me, but didn't use any pickup lines; she just started to move on up into me and play with my hair until her huge on-and-off again boyfriend pulled her off of me.
  • Really, these were about the only times any girl's tried to pick me up in person.
5. Where is the most unique place you have ever had sex?
  • On a bus traveling north through Mexico in the seats while others were around us.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?
  • Sure do, and any SO I've had knew. My wife also will pee in the shower.
TMI Tuesday Personal Count #40

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