1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why?
- My dick, of course. What man doesn't wish that he could suck himself off? And I don't mean just reach the tip. I mean the ability to comfortably go to town on my cock. I think I would have cum from a blowjob much earlier on in life had I possessed this ability.
- Probably more than is healthy.
- I don't think there's anything I haven't been game to try on someone else, or for others to try on me. Well, I guess pedophilic and shit acts are two I'm not game to try, but I won't list those as possibilities. Pedo is illegal and in nearly every case has devastating long-lasting effects on the younger. And schize... makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
- Now, let me think about this a little more... Nope, can't think of anything that I would like to try on someone else that I (emphasis on "I") haven't been game to try before. But let's switch this up a touch and restate it as "If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that they have never been game to try before?"
- I'd like to piss inside a lover's pussy and/or asshole. I don't mean stand outside and aim. I mean pull back just enough while inside and let my stream loose, and when I finish, keeping fucking away at the hole I just pissed in.
- Genitalia, of course, so I can know what it feels like to get fucked as a woman.
- It doesn't matter who I swap with, as long as the pussy I get is clean and already used to dick. It's not like I'd be swapping bodies, just bits.
- Assuming this means I retain the same gender (male), I would hit the streets and see if it's really true that good-looking men who are piggish in their approach still happen to get laid. I would intentionally pursue fat girls or girls who look unlikely to be approached by hot men. Oh playing on that theme, I might also...
- Approach as many "unattractive" women as possible and tell them that they're beautiful and kiss them on the cheek before walking away.
- "When his midlife crisis strikes, one man leaves his hot-bodied wife to find the sluttiest BBW on Earth."
TMI Tuesday Personal Count #41