Tuesday, April 17, 2012

TMI Tuesday: April 17, 2012 - Illicit Skills

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from Virtual Sin.
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If you are hesitant about confessing crimes…lie…be creative.

1. Do you know how to pick a lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access?
I don't know how to pick a lock, but I can open most non-deadbolted doors with a credit card. I have never used it for unauthorized entry, only to gain access to my own home.
2. Do you know how to open a safe with a rotary combination lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? What did you find?
Nope and nope.
3. Have you ever made a copy of a key you were not supposed to have? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What were you looking for? Did you find it?
When I was18 and desperate for a girl that would date and fuck me but wouldn't commit herself to the title of girlfriend, I made a copy of her apartment key. I wanted nothing more than the knowledge that I could enter her home at anytime. I never used and buried it in shame about a month later.
4. Have you ever stolen or guessed a password? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What did you do?
Yes, I guessed one once but it was to gain access to the computer if someone who quit a job and we needed get at his files. The boss didn't want to have to pay for a computer tech to go in via the backend. It only took me five tries to figure out the password.
5. Do you know how to get data from a computer that requires a password you don’t know?
No.
6. Do you know how to record a telephone call? Have you ever done so secretly? Did you hear anything interesting? What?
No, but I have seen it done by someone who just wanted to show it was possible.
7. Have you ever used a webcam or nanny cam to photograph someone secretly?
Once I used such a cam on my kids, but just for fun.
8. Have you ever used an infrared camera to photograph someone secretly in the dark?
Nope.
9. Have you ever learned anything important by deliberate eavesdropping?
Yes.
10. Do you know how to hot-wire a car?
No.
Bonus: Have you ever been paid for your sexual skills? What skill(s) did you perform?
No, but my wife has. She works as a legal prostitute.

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