1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?
- Sexual aggression
- Strong Sex Drive
- Small tits
- Big nipples
- Large ass
- Full body, if not fat
- Widow’s peak
- Crossed eyes
- Pigeon toed stance
- Biting bottom lip
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm
C – To relax, relieve tension3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?
a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots
E - The sound guy, because my favorite part about sex is all the sexy noise.4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad?
(w=woman, m=man, t=transexual/transvestite)
w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm
I would place my ads under m4w, m4m, m4mm, m4mw, m4t. If my wife was here and wanted to play too, I’d post under mw4m or mw4mm.5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?
a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex
B – Anal penetration, with me being penetrated, because I’ve recently regained my love for anal to the point that I’ve been thinking exactly the question posed here. If I had to choose just one…Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid?
This weekend? Choked my wife so hard that it should have killed her, but she only asked me to throttle her even tighter.