Wednesday, September 5, 2012

TMI Tuesday: September 4, 2012 - Cum, are you a fan?


This week’s TMI Tuesday questions   come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
Gardening, walking, or hiking seem to be the most effective ways to divert my attention from thoughts of sex. Even then, such thoughts tend to creep their way into my mind and rouse my libido.
2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
No because I don’t think that love is pristine or pure and don’t believe that sex and love should be dichotomized in such a manner. It’s all too reminiscent of the Madonna\Whore dichotomy that too many people still tightly cling to. However, I have refused to orgasm to thoughts of women I love but to whom we split not-so amicably and\or I wish to honor my love for them by abstaining from mentally “raping” them in my mind. Also when I was younger, I usually couldn’t cum to or came extremely weakly to those women for whom I felt deep unrequited love.
3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.
I absolutely would make love to myself, and I do. With my wife working away from home as often as she does, I’ve grown to actually prefer self-love over actually sexually engaging with others. No one knows how I like it as well as myself. I’ve even felt my own dick in my asshole thanks to the Clone-A-Willy, and I understood why every woman I’ve fucked has gushed about the way I feel inside them. It’s all about my glans.
4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.
Fuck yeah! I love cum of all kinds. I love cumming inside women who eagerly want it inside of them. I love feeling a load in my asshole or anywhere on my body. I love filling my mouth with ejaculate from any sex and swallowing it. I love women who seem to lose themselves to cum, who almost obsess over it and become “cum drunk.” And if nothing else, the fact I’ve recorded every single cum I’ve had since the start of 2007 stands as a testament to how much I love cum. I even call it “He Cums To...”
Here are the tallies for every year except 2012:






5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?
I don’t believe in god, but honestly, I don’t get creeped out when anybody watches me fuck.
Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
I declared September to be "One Round a Day" in which I will at the very least put a finger up my asshole every single day. This is especially sexy considering my house will have guests for 9 of the 30 days in September, so sneaking in even a single stab is risque.

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