Sunday, April 28, 2013

Another Random TMI - 30 Sex Questions

1. When did you lose your virginity?
At sixteen with a prostitute that my friend surprised me with late one night.

2. Rough sex or soft sex?
Rough most of the time, but I like it to switch it up from time to time.

3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Unusual is a matter of perspective. From a mainstream perspective, my currently most unusual fetish would be my practice of using a Sharpie permanent marker to write the name of the woman I’m most hot for down the top length of my cock shaft.

4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
Another matter of perspective, but I’ll go with my wife in the back of a bus traveling north through Mexico.

5. Favorite sex position?
She lays on her back with the leg closest to me in the air. I come up from the side in a scissors position.

6. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Currently, I’ve been in dominant mode for a couple years now. I tend to prefer dominant, but when I was in full-blown cuckold mode, submissiveness to my wife’s runnings was the order of the day.

7. Have you ever had any one night stands?
No, not in the traditional sense of hooking up with someone while out at a bar or club or something. Not for lack of trying. I have had multiple one-time stands, though. Typically, these were from online hook-ups or unsuccessful attempts to forge longer term relationships involving full-swaps with other married couples.

8. Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Usually, I fuck on the bed but welcome different locations whenever possible.

9. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes. In the park, on a bus, in parking lots... I know there are more places but can’t remember them right now.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes, when I was a teen, a couple times, although not to the point where they saw me in the act. Instead it was the awkward attempt to cover up the fact that they saw. My wife caught me jerking it a couple times, too.

11. What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?
I no longer have any sexy underwear. On women, my favorite sexy underwear is anything with as minimal fabric as possible. Ultimately, I prefer no underwear at all.

12. How often do you have sex?
Last year, I averaged sex once every three days. This year, I’m averaging around once five and a half days. Please note these are averages. I often go two-four weeks without any sex, as my wife is my sole source of sex and she works out of town most of the time. In actuality, when she’s home, I have sex about once a day.

13. Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Yes, three come to mind. I always want fuck my wife. Then there’s a woman I work with who is so reserved that I’m guessing she’s very naughty and a woman who’s chatting me up on OkCupid who has my favorite body type and is a sexual deviant like me.

14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
I prefer giving oral sex, especially to men. It’s a relatively recent phenomenon that I actually experience moments in which I crave receiving oral sex.

15. Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Farting while cumming. I had been pretty gassy that day and had held them in. When I let loose with the ejaculate, that’s all she wrote. My lover giggled. Thankfully it didn’t stink.

16. A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
No specific song comes to mind besides the usual trite and obvious fare. Anything with an intense, aggressive sound to it would work for me.

17. A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
“Sweat” by Geggy Tah

18. Are you into dressing up for sex?
Not typically, but I’m not opposed to it either. I tend to prefer fully fleshy play over any garments.

19. Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
In the shower.

20. If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
The woman from OkCupid who’s currently chatting me up.

21. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
Yes. MFM are my preference.

22. Do you/would you use sex toys?
I use sex toys often. I have a case filled with dildos of all sizes and types, but tend to use one dildo to the point it’s wearing out. I’ve even built an accessory that I call a bone board to use them. I always have recently rediscovered my love for my Fleshlight.

23. Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24. Would you have sex with your best friend?
Yes, and I do. My best friend is my wife.

25. Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
I usually just lie there until most of the sweat evaporates from my body. Sometimes I crash in the process.

26. Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Curves, extra-large hard-ons, passable transsexuals.

27. Early morning sex or late night sex?
Usually early morning. I like starting my day with a purged testicle and a surge of dopamine. Late night sex is the best when it’s after a night out.

28. Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Face. If having to choose between the standard boobs-ass-legs, I’m an ass man. If able to go with anything other than the face, I love tiny titties with giant nipples.

29. Favorite body part on the same sex?
Cock. Long, thick, and with an upward curve. As a hetero-flexible man, I don’t typically find men attractive but fall for a good dick any day.

30. Do you watch porn?
Yes, and look at it. Have you seen my Tumblr blog?

Source: roleplayaskmemes

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