Sunday, July 28, 2013

Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)

1. Top turn on
Sly smiles
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
27 July 2013 at 2:36 PM PST.
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
2008? A blow and go at my place, with me as the giver.
4. Last time you masturbated?
Thursday, 25 July 2013, to a fictional lover I created based on the physical appearance of a Home Depot cashier.
5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
Thinking of a coworker naked and wearing a dog-tail butt plug, dog ears, and down on all fours panting. No sex involved in the flash of imagination, but definitely got me hot.
6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
A carrot that I carved to look like a cock. My ass juices were orange afterward.
7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
Balloon porn. I have yet to see any balloon porn in which it's inserted then popped.
8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
I get off an average of every other day.
9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
Yes and yes.
10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
A
11. Favorite sex position?
Perpindicular scissors.
12. Dom or Sub?
Dom with women, sub with men.
13. Is pain a good thing?
Depending on the pain and context, yes.
14. Do you like biting?
Don't mind biting, but tend not to like being bitten.
15. Do you like scratching?
Yes.
16. Are you slightly horny right now?
Most all the time, I'm horny. So yes.
17. Are you very horny right now?
Not so horny that I can't answer a question.
18. Do you like anal?
I love taking it in the ass. Love. Love. Looove it!
19. Do you like face fucking?
Yes, but I haven't had enough chances to either dish it or take it.
20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

  • Brown eyes and dark hair
  • Swaying hips as seen from behind
  • Hoop earrings
  • Persistent hands
  • Sexual aggressiveness
  • Widow's peak
  • Flat-palm to the chest with eyes turned up to mine
  • Shortness of height
  • Small hands
  • Learning someone is deeply sexual in the kinkiest of ways

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