Tuesday, December 17, 2013

TMI Tuesday: December 17, 2013 – Vibrators and Festivus

What do vibrators and Festivus have in common? They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday

1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?
So many ways I could take this one, and I’m sure most of what I’d put on a tee-shirt has already been done. I’ll go with something I’ve never seen or heard and believe I’ve created, something rated G but that can cross borders into almost all genres, be them safe, spiritual, sexual, even possibly funny: IN ALL YOU DO, BE BOLD.
2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?
Variable. I know a few vibrators possess some similar setting that simulates a varying pulse and speed. I used to be the highest setting, but nowadays, I move between all the speeds within a single session. It’s partly because I don’t have the energy and stamina to be the Energizer bunny any longer, and partly because I’ve learned to slow down and enjoy the pleasure afforded by the many angles and speeds employed during sexual intercourse.
3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb
c. big, rugged pulsating – This was the closest fit, but like I answered in question 2, I’m actually b-d. Definitely not a, though.
4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss
d. Receiving nipple play. Fact is, nipple play hasn’t ever significantly enhanced my pleasure in any but the meekest of ways, so giving it up isn’t much of a loss.
5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.
Face down, pants to ankles, I pounded and filled her.
Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” http://festivusweb.com/festivus-airing-of-grievances.htm We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here http://festivusweb.com/ to learn more)
I am fed up with my wife’s irresponsible spending habits that keep us beyond broke. Even worse is how she tries to lay the blame on others. No one is forcing her to piss away our money. She’s doing it all on her own.

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