Tuesday, December 24, 2013

TMI Tuesday: December 24, 2013 - Christmas holiday spirit or Not

Here’s the exact introductory text supplied by the folks at TMI Tuesday:
"The following questions were adapted for TMI Tuesday blog. I first saw it here,  and it was borrowed from this blog."

1. Which religion or faith do you belong to, if any?
None. To label myself, I am an atheistic leaning agnostic. 
2. What is your opinion of Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays?
Merry Christmas is specific to a (in name) Christian holiday. Happy Holidays is all encompassing and covers any winter holiday a person may happen to celebrate/observe. 
3. How do you feel about holiday music on the radio?
Holiday music on the radio is okay on occasion, as it raises a warm feeling of nostalgia for me. However, I rarely listen to the radio so I don't really have much of an opinion either way.
4. When do you start decorating? Do you?
I don't decorate because I don't celebrate. 
5. White lights or multi-colored?
If I'm using them for year-round decoration, white. If I were to decorate a Christmas or Yule tree with them, multi-colored.
6. Gift cards, cash, or actually shopped for presents?
Cash, unless it’s a gift I’m giving a younger child, then presents are in order.
7. Christmas cards and/or family update letters?
Family update letters, as it acknowledges the passage of a year instead of a holiday I don't celebrate. 
8. Fill in the blank: Snow is heart-warming.

9. Have you been a good little boy or girl this year?
Good. What a subjective term. Most would call me the the fucking devil, but I haven’t done anyone any harm, so I think I’ve been good. 
10. Favorite: old/traditional holiday movie? Contemporary (after 1975) holiday movie?
My favorite old holiday movie would be Miracle on 34th Street (1947). From my youth, my favorite contemporary movie would be A Christmas Story, while in my adult life, my favorite would have to be The Nightmare before Christmas.
Bonuses - Christmas sex:
What have you done under the mistletoe?
I believe that I once fucked my wife for a moment under the mistletoe, but it’s been so long since we’ve last been under mistletoe in a festive setting. It grows wild as a parasite on oak trees all over my neighborhood, so it’s not so special for me.
Have you caught mommy/daddy kissing Santa Claus? What happened next?
Have you had sex in Santa suit?
Have you had sex with Santa?
Just how merry have you made Santa’s helpers?

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