This week's TMI Tuesday questions recast your sexual preferences and practices as gameshow names.
1. The Price is Right: What is the right price to make you have sex with a total a total stranger?
Gratis. In most cases, the right price for me to have sex with a total stranger would be no price at all. Yes, I am that slutty. That said, of course, if the person was too objectionable to my wide, wide tastes and beyond even my openness, then the price would be negotiable.
2. Make Me Laugh: What part of your naked body when touched, makes you laugh?
My ticklish spots come and go, especially when it comes to touch. Most often, I am most consistently ticklish between my lower abdomen and top of my groin.
3. Family Feud: What act could you do or thing could you say that would really upset your significant other?
"I'm leaving you." And meaning it. In bed, I've not known anything I say to upset her outside of something that doesn't jive with a mood she may be in at the time.
4. Supermarket Sweep: You’ve been let go in a sex toy market that includes small items (e.g. condoms, vibrators) to large items (e.g. Sybians, spanking benches) and everything in between. What 5 items will you put in your shopping cart?
One fuck machine, deluxe package which includes the most attachments.
Their largest size container of Platinum Wet lube.
One independent standing sex swing/play harness
One ejaculating dildo.
5. The Dating Game (Blind Date, UK version; Perfect Match, Australian version).
Part I – There are 3 contestants to which you will pose your questions. Will your contestants be of your opposite sex, your same sex, or a mix?
Opposite sex, or MtF transsexual.
Part II – What are 3 questions you would ask the contestants?
Having slept with a hundred other people, slutty or sexually experienced?
Daddy/lg dominance play, kinky or practically pedophilia?
A hand clutching your throat, no way or nothing says I love you quite the same?
Bonus: TMI Tuesday Cash Cab (several International versions) – Unsuspecting taxi passengers hail a cab and suddenly find themselves on a TV game show. While on the cab ride you must do specific acts ordered by your cab driver in order to win cash and get the full free cab ride to your destination.
The TMI Taxi has just picked you up. How much cash will you win? At which level will you stop the cab, end the ride, and be dumped at the curb?
Level 1: Flash passers-by either by lifting your shirt or mooning them – $20 (all cash prize amounts are USD)
Level 2: Dry hump another passenger in the cab with you (remember the camera is recording) – $50 Level
3: French kiss the cab driver for 1 minute – $75 Level
4: Have sex, in the cab, with the other passenger who is a complete stranger and… - if you are gay/lesbian the stranger is heterosexual - if you are heterosexual the stranger is your same sex - if you are bisexual you are just having fun *wink*
Cash prize $1000
Hell, why not go for the pot?